(I've been trying to upload this mp3 for the past two days. Better late than never....)
This is for Lou Reed who has been with me ever since I bought a cassette of the best of The Velvet Underground when I was 17 and no-one in my year at school could understand what I could hear in it.
I love this photo of Lou and Nico, I like to imagine they're working out Wrap Your Troubles in Dreams.
Here is my own tiny L'Amour Electronique-esque tribute to the man: a melancholy 8-bit cover of Stephanie Says by one of my favourite bands Stereo Total.
Stereo Total - Je Rêve Encore De Toi (We Love Taxigirl Mix)
[nb. until I can work out a way of embedding a player through my new file hosts, you'll need to click the link to listen and download the mp3]
Showing posts with label Stereo Total. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Stereo Total. Show all posts
Tuesday, 29 October 2013
Tuesday, 7 May 2013
Cactus versus Brezel
It will no doubt surprise you, dear reader, that my position in society as a music blogger/artist/musician/DJ/toy maker/father has not yet made me my millions. It is because of this that I, plus the good lady V and the little O, found myself in a Holiday Inn up there in up-and-come-and-pretty-much-gentrified Hoxton, East London.
Caught in a moment of pure glamour, we were awaiting the only working lift to reception, and as the doors slid open, who should we spy amidst the packed-in-like-sardines passengers? None other than our old friends Stereo Total (over from Berlin for one night only)...
[I wondered aloud if they always stayed at the Holiday Innn, but apparently they rather regret writing that song: "Next time we will write about a more upmarket hotel!"]
We checked out and found a café bar to pass the time until their flight, and they very kindly furnished me with a vinyl copy of their new LP Cactus versus Brezel. And then they were off, refreshed by breakfast, Guinness and rosé wine.
There was no sign of the fisticuffs promised by that title, but just supposing...
"LAYDEEZ AND GENTLE MEN, in the coin Français, on vocals, kazoo and banging the drums: FRRRRANÇOISE CACTUSSS!!!"
*DAGG-A-DAGG-A-DAGG-A-DAGG-A-DAGG-A-DAGG-A-DAGG-A-DAGG-A*
"It doesn't pay to try, all the smart girls no why..."
Trust Françoise, she's a smart cookie and she knows.
She knows it makes good sense to take a rough pop diamond by smacked-up heartbreaker Johnny Thunders and to turn it into a dirty, shuddering, synthetic hymn to love, loss and empty arms.
*this is the sound of a filthy, dirty arpeggiator*so there*
Françoise Cactus - You Can't Put Your Arms Around A Memory
[only released on the 3-disc Girl Monster compilation (Chicks on Speed Records), which is out of print, but there are 2nd hand copies here]
"And in the Deutsche ecke, on guitars, synths, trautonium und neu!-ses:
BRRRRREZEL GÖRRRING!!!!"
*BEEP*
"We can hear you coming through loud and clear on the answerphone."
*BEEP*
"No, you're breaking up. You're breaking up into a stuttering, electro cut-up xerox of an old Serge Gainsbourg Freggae number..."
"Is that you Françoise? Brezel? Just what is this bad news filtering in on the solar winds? Tell us, what news from way up there in the celestial heavens?"
...
"No, you're breaking up again..."
*BEEP*
---message terminated---
Brezel Göring - Bad News From The Stars
[originally released on the Brezel Göring/Barom One split LP (buy it from Gagarin Records); confusingly, a virtually identical version also came out on Stereo Total's Discotheque remixes album (buy); and then there's an alternate version, with our other friend Vice Cooler rapping over it on Hawnay Troof's sprawling double album Dollar and Deed (buy)]
Caught in a moment of pure glamour, we were awaiting the only working lift to reception, and as the doors slid open, who should we spy amidst the packed-in-like-sardines passengers? None other than our old friends Stereo Total (over from Berlin for one night only)...
[I wondered aloud if they always stayed at the Holiday Innn, but apparently they rather regret writing that song: "Next time we will write about a more upmarket hotel!"]
We checked out and found a café bar to pass the time until their flight, and they very kindly furnished me with a vinyl copy of their new LP Cactus versus Brezel. And then they were off, refreshed by breakfast, Guinness and rosé wine.
There was no sign of the fisticuffs promised by that title, but just supposing...
"LAYDEEZ AND GENTLE MEN, in the coin Français, on vocals, kazoo and banging the drums: FRRRRANÇOISE CACTUSSS!!!"
*DAGG-A-DAGG-A-DAGG-A-DAGG-A-DAGG-A-DAGG-A-DAGG-A-DAGG-A*
"It doesn't pay to try, all the smart girls no why..."
Trust Françoise, she's a smart cookie and she knows.
She knows it makes good sense to take a rough pop diamond by smacked-up heartbreaker Johnny Thunders and to turn it into a dirty, shuddering, synthetic hymn to love, loss and empty arms.
*this is the sound of a filthy, dirty arpeggiator*so there*
"And in the Deutsche ecke, on guitars, synths, trautonium und neu!-ses:
BRRRRREZEL GÖRRRING!!!!"
*BEEP*
"We can hear you coming through loud and clear on the answerphone."
*BEEP*
"No, you're breaking up. You're breaking up into a stuttering, electro cut-up xerox of an old Serge Gainsbourg Freggae number..."
"Is that you Françoise? Brezel? Just what is this bad news filtering in on the solar winds? Tell us, what news from way up there in the celestial heavens?"
...
"No, you're breaking up again..."
*BEEP*
---message terminated---
Wednesday, 8 August 2012
the Addict on the box
An abridged version of this advert may have caught yr eyes and ears on the telly lately: heavily influenced by Roger Vadim's Et Dieu... Créa La Femme, and with assorted Nouvelle Vague references thrown in (the Madison scene from Bande à Part, and Umbrellas of Cherbourg, anyone?), plus music by our fave Franco-German lo-fi/punk/rockabilly/8-bit/electronic pop/trash duo Stereo Total. Even for someone who finds the whole "perfume thing" over-rated, over-expensive, throat stinging and eye-watering, the Dior Addict advert is a visual and aural treat*
It's not the first time Stereo Total's I Love You, Ono has been used in an advert, and we hope that Plastics get a little cut of the royalties on each and every play, for it was they who wrote the song.
[If anyone out there has any music by Plastics, we would love to hear it - get in touch.]
*trust me, you absolutely will not see me heading for the nearest perfume counter.
It's not the first time Stereo Total's I Love You, Ono has been used in an advert, and we hope that Plastics get a little cut of the royalties on each and every play, for it was they who wrote the song.
[If anyone out there has any music by Plastics, we would love to hear it - get in touch.]
*trust me, you absolutely will not see me heading for the nearest perfume counter.
Sunday, 22 July 2012
Tour de France
Bon chance to "mod cyclist" Bradley Wiggins who sets out today to be the first ever Brit to win the Tour de France. The French media have nick-named him "Le Gentleman" due to his sportsman-like behaviour (he slowed down during stage 14 to allow other riders, who had fallen victim to tacks scattered on the road, to catch up) and his modest, quiet demeanour. The fact that he speaks very good French has probably helped too!
With the tradition for competitors not to challenge the leader on the final stage of the tour, victory is surely a fait accompli and he'll be whistling all the way to the Champs-Elysées...
Stereo Total - Tour De France
[buy this on Baby Ouh! by Stereo Total from the hanseplatte shop]
Whilst you're here, you may as well enjoy the original Kraftwerk version with new improved video visuals!
With the tradition for competitors not to challenge the leader on the final stage of the tour, victory is surely a fait accompli and he'll be whistling all the way to the Champs-Elysées...
Whilst you're here, you may as well enjoy the original Kraftwerk version with new improved video visuals!
Thursday, 24 May 2012
NEUER STEREO TOTAL!
Crazy new Stereo Total single with tinny arpeggiators and reverb-ed up surf-guitar twang, und here is a cool lo-fi video filmed chez Cactus und Göring >>
Pssst! If you're quick you can get a free mp3 download from the Stereo Total soundcloud page.
Pssst! If you're quick you can get a free mp3 download from the Stereo Total soundcloud page.
Wednesday, 8 September 2010
covered and appropriated
Stereo Total have recorded the Brigitte Fontaine/Jean-Claude Vannier track Barbe à Papa for their latest album. For the video, they've appropriated a fictional advert directed by Serge Gainsbourg's character in the film Slogan...
Thursday, 24 June 2010
setlist 27 March 2010
More catching up: here's the setlist from March, when we were joined by guest DJ Ray Paul, or Eddie as his mum knows him. He added a heavy dusting of euro-synth-disco to the evening.
[You may also notice the blog now has handy little players for each of the mp3s. Ooh! Aren't we hi-tech?]
Dominic
Fabeinne Delsoll – I’m Gonna Catch Me A Rat
Alice Dona – Une Voiture Rouge
Gary Numan – Cars
Stereolab – Les Yper Sound
Stereo Total – Heaven’s In The Back Seat of My Cadillac
Claire Dixon – Fleurs, Vent
Kraftwerk – Trans Europe Express
Jacques Dutronc – L’Idole
John et Jehn – 20L07
Verity
Deux – Dance With Me
Yazoo – Only You
Françoise Hardy – Et Même
Rika Zaraï – Le Temps des Vacances
Mareva Galanter – Pourquoi Pas Moi
Soft Cell – Bedsitter
Yelle – Je Veux Te Voir
Plastic Bertrand – Ça Plane Pour Moi
OMD – Enola Gay
Jean-Michel Jarre – Equinoxe pt.5
Eddie
Koto – Jabdah
Jago – I’m Going To Go
Den Harrow – A Taste Of Love
Checko – Firelight
Flexx – Carry On (Flemming Dalum mix)
Gino Soccio – Remember
Dominic
Keine Ahnung – Plastik
Nicole et Frédéric – Dans L’Année 2525
Ronnie Bird – Chante
Zombie Zombie – Nightclubbing
Soft Cell – Frustration
Françoise Cactus – You Can’t Put Your Arms Around A Memory
Serge Gainsbourg – Requiem Pour Un Con
Suzanne Gabriello – Z’Avez Pas Lu Kafka
Léo Petit – Tu Parles Trop
Gillian Hills – Oublie
Les Gam’s – Attention! Accident!
Verity
Dominique Walter – Les Petits Boudins
Stereolab – Escape Pod (from the world of medical observations)
Magnetic Fields – In My Car
Françoise Hardy – Les Petits Garçons
Jacques Dutronc – Je Suis Content
Claude François – C’est La Même Chanson
Add N To (X) – Adding N To X
Relaxed Muscle – Billy Jack
The Knife – Like A Pen
Sarah
Glass Candy – Beatific
Sebastien Tellier – Fingers Of Steel
Pulp – This Is Hardcore
Jacques Dutronc – Mini, Mini, Mini
Chantal Goya – Dans La Nuit
Magnetic Fields – I Thought You Were My Boyfriend
Clor – Good Stuff
Air – Electronic Performers
Add N To (X) - Steve's Going To Teach Himself Who's Boss
Eddie
Putsch ’79 – Steam Engine
Yellow Magic Orchestra – Ballet
Mr. Master – A Dog In The Night
Purple Flash – We Can Make It (Instrumental)
Ryan Paris – Dolce Vita
Vicious Pink – CCCant You See… (extended mix)
Paul Ray – My Machine (Flemming Dallum mix)
Dominic
Sparks – Beat The Clock
Virginie Rodin – Commando Spatial
Serge Gainsbourg et Jean-Claude Brialy – C’est La Cristallisation Comme Dit Standahl
Plastics – Robot
Brezel Göring – Ich Bin So Süchtig
Christine et Ses Copains – Mon Mini Croullant
Jacques Brel – Jacky
Brigitte Bardot – St Tropez
Léo Petit – Kili-Watch
Nino Ferrer – Oh! He! Hein! Bon!
France Gall – Sacre Charlemagne
Johnny Halliday - Noir C’est Noir
Verity
Rika Zaraï – Fais Pas Pleurer Les Filles
Serge Gainsbourg – Shu Ba Du Ba Lu Ba
Michel Polnareff – Dans La Maison Vide
OMD – Electricity
New Order – Perfect Kiss
Black Box Recorder – These Are The Things
Hot Butter – Popcorn
Sarah
France Gall – Les Sucettes
Liz Brady – Bas Les Pattes
Brigitte Bardot – Le Diable Est Anglais
Stereo Total – Kusse Aus Der Holle Der Musik
Quintron & Miss Pussycat – Swamp Buggy Badass
Devo – Time Out For Fun
John Foxx – No-one Driving
Human League – Empire State Human
Japan – Life In Tokyo
Yacht – We Have All We’ve Ever Wanted
Eddie
Miro Monroe – Nights Of Arabia
Cube – Concert boy
Yellow Magic Orchestra – Tong Poo
J.M. Band – Computer Monkey
Jackpot – Night Flight (instrumental)
Fake – Frogs In Spain
Blue Russell – I Wanna Fly Away (instrumental)
Big Ben Tribe – Tarzan Loves The Summer Nights
Omar S – Set It Out
FPU – Crockett’s Theme
Dominic
Dave Rogers - theme from Cybernoid (Zx Spectrum 128K)
Petula Clark – Il Y A Tellement Des Filles
Stereo Total – Supergirl
Jacques Dutronc – Le Monde a L’Envers
Sarah
Pulp – Razzamataz
and the mp3 picks of the month are
Vicious Pink – CCCan't You See… (French extended mix)
[buy Vicious Pink: play.com | discogs.com]
Serge Gainsbourg – C’est La Cristallisation Comme Dit Standahl
[buy Anna OST: Amazon.fr]
Black Box Recorder – These Are The Things
Stereo Total – Kusse Aus Der Holle Der Musik
Dominic
Fabeinne Delsoll – I’m Gonna Catch Me A Rat
Alice Dona – Une Voiture Rouge
Gary Numan – Cars
Stereolab – Les Yper Sound
Stereo Total – Heaven’s In The Back Seat of My Cadillac
Claire Dixon – Fleurs, Vent
Kraftwerk – Trans Europe Express
Jacques Dutronc – L’Idole
John et Jehn – 20L07
Verity
Deux – Dance With Me
Yazoo – Only You
Françoise Hardy – Et Même
Rika Zaraï – Le Temps des Vacances
Mareva Galanter – Pourquoi Pas Moi
Soft Cell – Bedsitter
Yelle – Je Veux Te Voir
Plastic Bertrand – Ça Plane Pour Moi
OMD – Enola Gay
Jean-Michel Jarre – Equinoxe pt.5
Eddie
Koto – Jabdah
Jago – I’m Going To Go
Den Harrow – A Taste Of Love
Checko – Firelight
Flexx – Carry On (Flemming Dalum mix)
Gino Soccio – Remember
Dominic
Keine Ahnung – Plastik
Nicole et Frédéric – Dans L’Année 2525
Ronnie Bird – Chante
Zombie Zombie – Nightclubbing
Soft Cell – Frustration
Françoise Cactus – You Can’t Put Your Arms Around A Memory
Serge Gainsbourg – Requiem Pour Un Con
Suzanne Gabriello – Z’Avez Pas Lu Kafka
Léo Petit – Tu Parles Trop
Gillian Hills – Oublie
Les Gam’s – Attention! Accident!
Verity
Dominique Walter – Les Petits Boudins
Stereolab – Escape Pod (from the world of medical observations)
Magnetic Fields – In My Car
Françoise Hardy – Les Petits Garçons
Jacques Dutronc – Je Suis Content
Claude François – C’est La Même Chanson
Add N To (X) – Adding N To X
Relaxed Muscle – Billy Jack
The Knife – Like A Pen
Sarah
Glass Candy – Beatific
Sebastien Tellier – Fingers Of Steel
Pulp – This Is Hardcore
Jacques Dutronc – Mini, Mini, Mini
Chantal Goya – Dans La Nuit
Magnetic Fields – I Thought You Were My Boyfriend
Clor – Good Stuff
Air – Electronic Performers
Add N To (X) - Steve's Going To Teach Himself Who's Boss
Eddie
Putsch ’79 – Steam Engine
Yellow Magic Orchestra – Ballet
Mr. Master – A Dog In The Night
Purple Flash – We Can Make It (Instrumental)
Ryan Paris – Dolce Vita
Vicious Pink – CCCant You See… (extended mix)
Paul Ray – My Machine (Flemming Dallum mix)
Dominic
Sparks – Beat The Clock
Virginie Rodin – Commando Spatial
Serge Gainsbourg et Jean-Claude Brialy – C’est La Cristallisation Comme Dit Standahl
Plastics – Robot
Brezel Göring – Ich Bin So Süchtig
Christine et Ses Copains – Mon Mini Croullant
Jacques Brel – Jacky
Brigitte Bardot – St Tropez
Léo Petit – Kili-Watch
Nino Ferrer – Oh! He! Hein! Bon!
France Gall – Sacre Charlemagne
Johnny Halliday - Noir C’est Noir
Verity
Rika Zaraï – Fais Pas Pleurer Les Filles
Serge Gainsbourg – Shu Ba Du Ba Lu Ba
Michel Polnareff – Dans La Maison Vide
OMD – Electricity
New Order – Perfect Kiss
Black Box Recorder – These Are The Things
Hot Butter – Popcorn
Sarah
France Gall – Les Sucettes
Liz Brady – Bas Les Pattes
Brigitte Bardot – Le Diable Est Anglais
Stereo Total – Kusse Aus Der Holle Der Musik
Quintron & Miss Pussycat – Swamp Buggy Badass
Devo – Time Out For Fun
John Foxx – No-one Driving
Human League – Empire State Human
Japan – Life In Tokyo
Yacht – We Have All We’ve Ever Wanted
Eddie
Miro Monroe – Nights Of Arabia
Cube – Concert boy
Yellow Magic Orchestra – Tong Poo
J.M. Band – Computer Monkey
Jackpot – Night Flight (instrumental)
Fake – Frogs In Spain
Blue Russell – I Wanna Fly Away (instrumental)
Big Ben Tribe – Tarzan Loves The Summer Nights
Omar S – Set It Out
FPU – Crockett’s Theme
Dominic
Dave Rogers - theme from Cybernoid (Zx Spectrum 128K)
Petula Clark – Il Y A Tellement Des Filles
Stereo Total – Supergirl
Jacques Dutronc – Le Monde a L’Envers
Sarah
Pulp – Razzamataz
and the mp3 picks of the month are
[buy Anna OST: Amazon.fr]
Wednesday, 9 June 2010
Stereo Total! In London! Tomorrow Nite!
Yes, our favourite purveyors of Franco-German lo-fi/8-bit/rockabilly/bubblegum/chanson are back in the UK for a one-off show tomorrow night!
STEREO TOTAL l.i.v.e! at 93 Feet East, 150 Brick Lane, E1 6QL
7.30pm - 11.00pm
you can buy tickets here
Support comes from The Notes, and the intriguingly named French For Cartridge.
You may remember my report from the last time ST played in London and I ended up in a L'Amour a Trois dry-hump onstage. You may also remember my relief that there didn't seem to be any documentation of my cameo appearance. Well, the situation has now changed [I must say I look quite happy to be there, in an embarrassed kind of way].

Stereo Total have a new album out. As you can see, it is called Baby Ouh! And you know what? We still haven't heard it at L'Amour Electronique HQ. Shame on us. We will hopefully rectify that situation at the gig.
STEREO TOTAL l.i.v.e! at 93 Feet East, 150 Brick Lane, E1 6QL
7.30pm - 11.00pm
you can buy tickets here
Support comes from The Notes, and the intriguingly named French For Cartridge.
You may remember my report from the last time ST played in London and I ended up in a L'Amour a Trois dry-hump onstage. You may also remember my relief that there didn't seem to be any documentation of my cameo appearance. Well, the situation has now changed [I must say I look quite happy to be there, in an embarrassed kind of way].

Stereo Total have a new album out. As you can see, it is called Baby Ouh! And you know what? We still haven't heard it at L'Amour Electronique HQ. Shame on us. We will hopefully rectify that situation at the gig.
Thursday, 18 March 2010
Souvenirs Souvenirs
So, we went to Nice. Nice was nice and Nice was tres expensive, and so my hope of coming home arms laden with records was slightly foiled...

a1)Léo Petit - Kili-Watch
b1)Léo Petit - Apache
Hot Butter - Apache
Stereo Total - Souvenir Souvenir
We did pick up one or two souvenirs that didn't empty our pockets though:
I picked this one up at the flea market for 1 euro: a seven-inch ep of Léo Petit, ses Guitares et ses Rythmes playing "4 Rocks Formidables", on the Trianon label. No idea what year it's from. On side a, Léo and his band twang their way through surf-guitar fave Kili-Watch and give us a faithful instrumental rendition of Johnny Hallyday's Souvenirs Souvenirs. On the flip there's a slowwwwwwwed down stroll through Apache, and some brassed-up primal screaming in Tu Parles Trop. (It's worth checking out Léo Petit's entry at discogs.com - he has quite a CV!)

a1)
a2) Léo Petit - Souvenirs Souvenirs
b1)
b2) Léo Petit - Tu Parles Trop
[buy Léo Petit from CDandLP.com | search via discogs.com]
I thought I'd give you a couple of bonus comparison songs - other versions I have of 2 of the tracks:
There's nothing like a superlative novelty hit getting cashed-in, and dragged-out across a full-length album, and that's just what seventies Moog-toters Hot Butter did with their Popcorn album. Their version of Apache borrows most of the clever arrangement tricks employed on their breakthrough hit, and you can almost sing that famous Popcorn melody over it in some places.
Another Stereo Total song! Fittingly, this one was recorded with Alex Chilton (see previous post). Our favourite Franco-German punkrock-disco-bubblegumpop-chansonieres get all heavyheavy on their own rockabilly rumble through Johnny's 1960 hit.
And here is Johnny himself sur la moto
Alex Chilton R.I.P. (28 Dec 1950 – 17 Mar 2010)

I heard the sad news on the radio this morning that Alex Chilton has died. He wrote and recorded The Letter with The Box Tops at the tender age of 16. He later went on to form Big Star, who I discovered myself at the tender age of 16.
I can still remember buying a copy of their debut #1 Record from the old Borderline Records shop in Brighton (where Komedia now is) - the grizzly hippy guy behind the counter told me it was one of the greatest records ever made. He wasn't far wrong. Big Star were my secret, none of my friends had heard of them, nor did they care to listen to the tapes I made them of #1 Record. Not even my dad, a big sixties/seventies music fan, new anything about them or their records.
I got to see Big Star live twice, once at the Reading Festival the day after I got my GCSE results, and again last year supporting Tindersticks at Hyde Park. They still had it.
Chilton also performed production duties with 2 of my favourite bands The Cramps (first 2 records) and, later, playing drums and recording three songs with Stereo Total for their debut Oh Ah!. One of these was a cover of a Serge Gainsbourg song: I have come to tell you I am leaving...
Saturday, 31 October 2009
Quelle Horreur!
I promised my friends Nick and Jane a French Hallowe'en CD for their party, so I thought I might as well post it here. There are a few Yé-Yé classics and some truly freaky oddities guaranteed to give you the heebie-jeebies*.

1. Stella - Si vous connaissez quelque-chose de pire qu'un vampire, parlez m'en toujours, ça pourra peut-être me faire sourire
2. Serge Gainsbourg - Docteur Jekyll Et Monsieur Hyde
3. Christine Pilzer - Dracula
4. Les Maledictus Sound - Kriminal Theme
5. Evariste - Connais-Tu I'animal Qui Inventa Le Calcul Integral
6. France Gall - Frankenstein
7. Jany L. - Mon Joli Vampire
8. Gérard Manset - Animal on est mal
9. Les Maledictus Sound - Monster Cocktail
10. Nicole Paquin - Mon Mari C'est Frankenstein
11. Brigitte Bardot - Le Diable Est Anglais
12. Stereo Total - Film D'Horreur
DOWNLOAD QUELLE HORREUR (zip file, 34.6MB)

1. Stella - Si vous connaissez quelque-chose de pire qu'un vampire, parlez m'en toujours, ça pourra peut-être me faire sourire
2. Serge Gainsbourg - Docteur Jekyll Et Monsieur Hyde
3. Christine Pilzer - Dracula
4. Les Maledictus Sound - Kriminal Theme
5. Evariste - Connais-Tu I'animal Qui Inventa Le Calcul Integral
6. France Gall - Frankenstein
7. Jany L. - Mon Joli Vampire
8. Gérard Manset - Animal on est mal
9. Les Maledictus Sound - Monster Cocktail
10. Nicole Paquin - Mon Mari C'est Frankenstein
11. Brigitte Bardot - Le Diable Est Anglais
12. Stereo Total - Film D'Horreur
DOWNLOAD QUELLE HORREUR (zip file, 34.6MB)
[*I'm pretty sure I picked up a few of the tracks on other blogs over the last few years, so hopefully they won't mind me re-posting]
L’amour à trois
Some of you may have been lucky enough to see the sublimely chaotic Stereo Total at The Luminaire in London town on Thursday. If you did, you will also have been unlucky enough to witness my brief cameo during their set...
It certainly wasn't a planned appearance... And it was mighty strange being on a stage with nothing to do, so I grabbed Françoise's drum sticks and banged along Stray Cats-style on a bar stool. Then I accidentally hit her on the hand (oops), then all of a sudden I was the filling in a Brezel/Françoise mock-gang-bang sandwich.
Thankfully there doesn't yet appear to be any footage on t'internet, but this will give you a bit of an idea of how it was (awkward!?!)
If you go to the special 'superhits' section of the Stereo Total website you can download the song.
It certainly wasn't a planned appearance... And it was mighty strange being on a stage with nothing to do, so I grabbed Françoise's drum sticks and banged along Stray Cats-style on a bar stool. Then I accidentally hit her on the hand (oops), then all of a sudden I was the filling in a Brezel/Françoise mock-gang-bang sandwich.
Thankfully there doesn't yet appear to be any footage on t'internet, but this will give you a bit of an idea of how it was (awkward!?!)
If you go to the special 'superhits' section of the Stereo Total website you can download the song.
Saturday, 12 September 2009
a post about Les Beatles
There’s been a big hoo-har this week about the new Beatles box-set – They’ve cleaned up all the albums and taken out all the extraneous sounds and pops and clicks and bum notes (i.e. everything that gave the songs character and charm). The back catalogue is now sterilised and polished and made far too shiny and new for the digital generation. In about 10 years time they will probably add noise and vinyl hiss to all the master tapes so that they can re-package them again and sell them to everyone who already has them, claiming that they now have all the analogue warmth of the original reel-to-reel tapes just as they were first heard in Abbey Road studio 1.


Did you know that back in the times of Les Beatle-mania, Liz Brady entertained The Fab Four? She flirted with them and they played along, she taught them some cute chat-up lines en Français and they dutifully bleated them back: a quartet of mop-topped Mersey-beat parrots. Ringo thumped out a beat on the table and a Pastis-fuelled sing-along was recorded. The boys had picked up a few tips to woo all those sweet mademoiselles they would meet as they toured around the French provinces. And Liz had a baudy little call-and-response number for her next single. They bid her adieu and trooped off in their Beatle-boots. She never saw them again.
In the cold light of day, it would appear Mlle Brady was duped by a gang of faux-Scouse chancers. Those comical accents are more Marx Brothers than Mersey Beat, and the hooky John Lennon just had to get the last word in “Soww Lanng Leeeez!”
Liz Brady – Un Garçon Dit a Une Fille
[this was re-released on Girls In The Garage Volume 10 - Groovy Gallic Gals!]
Pssst! Don’t tell Paul, but Françoise Cactus loves Ringo, Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! It’s understandable, Françoise plays the drums. Ringo plays the drums too. Françoise thinks they could connect over rhythm methods. Just don’t tell Paul, he says Ringo’s not even the best drummer in The Beatles.
Stereo Total – Ringo, I Love You
Pssssssst! Definitely don’t tell Paul, Françoise loves Yoko too.
Stereo Total – I Love You, Ono
[buy Stereo Total: iTunes | Risi-Bisi Popshop]
In the cold light of day, it would appear Mlle Brady was duped by a gang of faux-Scouse chancers. Those comical accents are more Marx Brothers than Mersey Beat, and the hooky John Lennon just had to get the last word in “Soww Lanng Leeeez!”
[this was re-released on Girls In The Garage Volume 10 - Groovy Gallic Gals!]
Pssst! Don’t tell Paul, but Françoise Cactus loves Ringo, Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! It’s understandable, Françoise plays the drums. Ringo plays the drums too. Françoise thinks they could connect over rhythm methods. Just don’t tell Paul, he says Ringo’s not even the best drummer in The Beatles.
Pssssssst! Definitely don’t tell Paul, Françoise loves Yoko too.
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Saturday, 25 July 2009
Mere Pawns in the Great Space Race
Earlier this week NASA celebrated the 40th anniversary of putting some good wholesome American men on the moon. It was one giant leap for mankind, and one great big Nerr-Nerrr-Ner-Nerrrr-Nurrrrr to the Russians who had, until now, been lapping the USA in the great space race.
But no one spared a thought for the lonely cosmonaut, sitting in his rocket, orbiting the moon, watching the live footage on his miniature control panel. He thinks of his girlfriend down there on earth, as he whistles a forlorn little ditty into his Soviet-issue tape recorder…
Sometime in the early-90’s, a Berlin flea-market trader flogs a batch of old Soviet reel-to-reel tapes to Brezel Göring, he uncovers the crackly long-wave radio noise-laden humming of the love-sick cosmonaut, and Françoise Cactus pens an ode to all the long-lost space-men drifting out there in the cosmos.
As the NASA moonwalk transmission came to a close, and the end credits rolled, a celestial melody of early electronic music wafted gently from the speakers. The French had hi-jacked the broadcast a little late in the day, but the spotlit-Moog majesty of this song lingered like the grainy shot of the Stars and Stripes flapping gently in the lunar wind.
Jean-Jacques Perrey & Gershon Kingsley – Pioneers of The Stars
[by Perrey & Kingsley: iTunes | Amazon uk]
But no one spared a thought for the lonely cosmonaut, sitting in his rocket, orbiting the moon, watching the live footage on his miniature control panel. He thinks of his girlfriend down there on earth, as he whistles a forlorn little ditty into his Soviet-issue tape recorder…
Sometime in the early-90’s, a Berlin flea-market trader flogs a batch of old Soviet reel-to-reel tapes to Brezel Göring, he uncovers the crackly long-wave radio noise-laden humming of the love-sick cosmonaut, and Françoise Cactus pens an ode to all the long-lost space-men drifting out there in the cosmos.
As the NASA moonwalk transmission came to a close, and the end credits rolled, a celestial melody of early electronic music wafted gently from the speakers. The French had hi-jacked the broadcast a little late in the day, but the spotlit-Moog majesty of this song lingered like the grainy shot of the Stars and Stripes flapping gently in the lunar wind.
[by Perrey & Kingsley: iTunes | Amazon uk]
Tuesday, 3 March 2009
Something borrowed?
This has been bugging me for the past week or so:
Every time the new Röyksopp single 'Happy Up Here' comes on the radio (which is a lot at the moment - it seems to have been A-listed by 6Music), I think it's going to be Stereo Total's 'Beauty Case'.
And even though I know it's not going to be, a little part of me gets my hopes up, and I'm repeatedly disappointed.
Compare and contrast, if you will:
Stereo Total - Beauty Case (1999)
Röyksopp - Happy Up Here (2009)
Every time the new Röyksopp single 'Happy Up Here' comes on the radio (which is a lot at the moment - it seems to have been A-listed by 6Music), I think it's going to be Stereo Total's 'Beauty Case'.
And even though I know it's not going to be, a little part of me gets my hopes up, and I'm repeatedly disappointed.
Compare and contrast, if you will:
Stereo Total - Beauty Case (1999)
Röyksopp - Happy Up Here (2009)
Thursday, 16 October 2008
Femme Fatale
Warning! There is a big fat shameless name-drop in this post.
Last weekend John Cale presented a tribute concert to Nico at the Royal Festival Hall, 20 years after her tragic death. We couldn’t go, but here’s our own little L’Amour Electronique tribute to the teutonic femme fatale…
The first time Verity and I saw Stereo Total in London, we snuck backstage (we had a big box of 120 Miss Pain Heartbreaker seven-inches that we’d picked up on the way to the venue – so it wasn’t particularly easy to sneak anywhere). We went searching for Brezel, and I rather gracelessly stumbled in on him taking a piss. He didn’t seem to mind though, and even chatted with us for a while afterwards. We gave him a copy of our single and went merrily on our way.
When they got back off tour he sent me an email it went:
“thank you for your 7 inch. It is a Hit !!”
We stayed in touch on and off, and when we played in Berlin he gave me a seven-inch which he explained as: two remixes of Berlin’s biggest smackheads – Nico and Christiane F. It came with a little bag of powder, of which he advised: “Don’t take it – It’s not drugs!”
When we got back off tour, I played the record. It too was a Hit !! In fact it’s been a constant feature in my record box, and I’ve played the Christiane F remix just about every time I’ve DJ’ed since.
Here’s the Nico side:

Brezel Goring – Eulogy To Lenny Bruce (featuring Nico)
Stereo Total – Chelsea Girls
Last weekend John Cale presented a tribute concert to Nico at the Royal Festival Hall, 20 years after her tragic death. We couldn’t go, but here’s our own little L’Amour Electronique tribute to the teutonic femme fatale…
The first time Verity and I saw Stereo Total in London, we snuck backstage (we had a big box of 120 Miss Pain Heartbreaker seven-inches that we’d picked up on the way to the venue – so it wasn’t particularly easy to sneak anywhere). We went searching for Brezel, and I rather gracelessly stumbled in on him taking a piss. He didn’t seem to mind though, and even chatted with us for a while afterwards. We gave him a copy of our single and went merrily on our way.
When they got back off tour he sent me an email it went:
“thank you for your 7 inch. It is a Hit !!”
We stayed in touch on and off, and when we played in Berlin he gave me a seven-inch which he explained as: two remixes of Berlin’s biggest smackheads – Nico and Christiane F. It came with a little bag of powder, of which he advised: “Don’t take it – It’s not drugs!”
When we got back off tour, I played the record. It too was a Hit !! In fact it’s been a constant feature in my record box, and I’ve played the Christiane F remix just about every time I’ve DJ’ed since.
Here’s the Nico side:

I’ve just been re-reading Sylvie Simmons’ A Fistful of Gitanes (by far the best English language Serge Gainsbourg biography out there, if you ask me). It was there that I first discovered Serge had recorded with Nico - here’s an extract from the book:
“Banned in France for its nudity [!], it [Strip-Tease] starred Christa Päffgen as a dancer desperately seeking work in the nightclubs of Paris. Serge had taken the statuesque German blonde into the studio to record the theme song, but he didn’t like her sombre, death’s-head voice and binned the tape. It would be another two years before Päffgen moved to New York, where she was taken up by Andy Warhol and introduced into The Velvet Underground under her better-known name, Nico.”
Strip-Tease (1963) (Clip 1)
Strip-Tease (1963) (Clip 2)
Incidentally, the title track to Strip-Tease was recorded by Juliette Gréco in the end, but the Nico version surfaced on a box-set Le Cinéma de Serge Gainsbourg 10 years after Serge’s death (you can imagine him muttering in his grave about that one…)
Nico – Strip-Tease
Bonus mp3 – it’s Francoise and Brezel’s cover of Nico’s ode to the residents of the Chelsea Hotel (from their Do The Bambi album)…
“Banned in France for its nudity [!], it [Strip-Tease] starred Christa Päffgen as a dancer desperately seeking work in the nightclubs of Paris. Serge had taken the statuesque German blonde into the studio to record the theme song, but he didn’t like her sombre, death’s-head voice and binned the tape. It would be another two years before Päffgen moved to New York, where she was taken up by Andy Warhol and introduced into The Velvet Underground under her better-known name, Nico.”
Strip-Tease (1963) (Clip 1)
Strip-Tease (1963) (Clip 2)
Incidentally, the title track to Strip-Tease was recorded by Juliette Gréco in the end, but the Nico version surfaced on a box-set Le Cinéma de Serge Gainsbourg 10 years after Serge’s death (you can imagine him muttering in his grave about that one…)
Bonus mp3 – it’s Francoise and Brezel’s cover of Nico’s ode to the residents of the Chelsea Hotel (from their Do The Bambi album)…
Monday, 8 September 2008
The Negativ and Non-Negativ
In case you didn't join us for our krautrock psychosis tour of Deutschland over the weekend, and you're feeling a bit left out, we have just the ticket - A trip to Negativland.
Nurse! The pNEUmatic drill...

Neu! - Negativland
And now for the antidote, courtesy of Berlin "neuro, non-electro duo" Echokrank.

Echokrank- Non-Negativland
Nurse! The pNEUmatic drill...
And now for the antidote, courtesy of Berlin "neuro, non-electro duo" Echokrank.
I hear Valkyries...

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ADDENDUM
Neu! should need no introduction.
And if they do, then you should visit the following sites:
Echokrank are Hotleg (drums) and Brezel (synths).
They make über-irreverent, ultra-lo-fi cut&stick bubblegum musik.
They have a new album out on Gagarin Records, and if you are lucky enough to live in Germany, Holland or Belgium, you may catch them on tour this week.
You may recognise one of them from our good friends and L'Amour Electronique faves Stereo Total.
You may recognise one of them from our good friends and L'Amour Electronique faves Stereo Total.
Here is footage of Echokrank captured on our visit to Berlin in 2007.
Thursday, 20 March 2008
Vive Le Weekend
Salut!
just a reminder that L'Amour Electronique is on this Saturday, 8pm 'til 1am at The Penthouse, Brighton (above The Freebutt, Phoenix Place). It is FREE ENTRY all night, and as well as providing a sweet soundtrack of French pop and electronics, we will be showing films and French music videos too.

We couldn't find any Easter related French or electronic/synth nuggets, but here's an mp3 to get you going:
Stereo Total - Vive Le Week-End
A Bientôt
L'Amour Electronique
xxx
ps For some reason the bonus YouTube disappeared off the last blog post on myspace. Here it is:
Late Of The Pier - Bears Are Coming
just a reminder that L'Amour Electronique is on this Saturday, 8pm 'til 1am at The Penthouse, Brighton (above The Freebutt, Phoenix Place). It is FREE ENTRY all night, and as well as providing a sweet soundtrack of French pop and electronics, we will be showing films and French music videos too.

As it's a roll-over weekend, I reckon we might show this:
Jean-Luc Godard - Weekend (trailer)
Jean-Luc Godard - Weekend (trailer)
We couldn't find any Easter related French or electronic/synth nuggets, but here's an mp3 to get you going:
A Bientôt
L'Amour Electronique
xxx
ps For some reason the bonus YouTube disappeared off the last blog post on myspace. Here it is:
Late Of The Pier - Bears Are Coming
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